Upcoming Talentless Show

     Next Saturday, January 11 at 6 pm, the pilgrims will be hosting a Talentless Show to expose the true nature of the people of the parish.  There will be refreshments and (hopefully) a good atmosphere.  The pilgrims all say that they hope people will feel welcome to join the show whether as participants or as audience members.
   "We are hoping that people will really expose their talons in this show and that these metaphorical talons will be painted a wide variety of colors," said Gwyneth, the elderly pilgrim.  "We want everyone to feel comfortable exposing skills ranging from balloon-animal-making to classical piano-playing."  This show will feature Maureen's Laffy Taffy jokes and Josie's bubble-blowing, setting the bar high for other performers in the talent show.
    The relaxed environment will promote people to learn new things about their fellow humans and perhaps establish some new relationships.  The wide array of acts will show the differing backgrounds and interests of the participants.
     Admission is $5 for everyone.